Wish I Woz A Dog Never do a days work I never have a wash Never a suit I got no need to be posh K-k-kkeep your lampost shiny and bright... Stop, look and LISTEN! Never do a days work, Never have to wash, Never wear a suit... I got no need to be posh. Keep your lamp post shiny and bright, Cause there ain't no day, And there ain't no night. I wish I woz a dog. Basterised conception, Dogs in a line You make the rules Well that's just fine. I wish I woz a dog. So you wanna die... Yea you're gonna die... Who's been sleeping in my grave?(brain)? I gotta get back to what I know... I wish I woz a dog Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Die.di.di.de.dit.da. Listen all you people To the north, south, east and west. Listen to your dog. He knows best.