Buzz, the hog, the cheese pizza slob Face greasier than a plump Dodger dog Hey look, a comedian pretending to barf Gonna choke him out with my best Christmas scarf Uh oh, the family's throwing a fit Overreacting, I must admit You choose truth, I'll take my chances with dare Mom and dad suddenly grew a pair Junk food's my game, it brings holiday cheer Gonna party all night, hidden reaper of fear Maker of the impossible, made my family disappear Who in the hell do they think they are? Ornaments up sleeves, I'm the McAllister Czar Who in the hell do they think they are? Violence and Pain call me Kevin the Gnar Who in the hell do they think they are? Say my name, I am your master Don't take it in vain it's Kevin McAllister I am the boogie man, toe-headed and all I laugh and I dance to the tune of the Wet Bandits fall Violence and pain – I'm Kevin, opposite of insane Violence and pain – I'm Kevin Violence and pain – I'm Kevin, spiders on my brain Violence and pain – I'm Kevin and death I will rain