Karma is a bucking twitch I don't even wanna hear your auction pitch Every man has a butthole stitch Karma is a barber's itch I'm just a boy looking for a tent to pitch Always stuck with the best jock itch Welcome destiny to youth Every time you Welcome destiny to youth Welcome destiny to youth Every time you do the dew Welcome destiny to youth Go Karma is in perfect pitch Grandma and her perfect crochet stitch Parks and rec, Mark Brendanawicz Welcome destiny to youth Every time you Welcome destiny to youth Welcome destiny to youth Every time you do the dew Welcome destiny to youth Go Karma's in the drainage ditch Juice me up with lightning from ignition switch Blessing me with curses from a Salem witch Funny how the tides turn When you're Rooster Cogburn Funny how the tides turn When you're Rooster Cogburn Funny how the tides turn When you're Rooster Cogburn Funny how the tides turn When you're Rooster Cogburn