This one's frivolous, it's laughing Laughing loudly on my tongue I think but sadly Sadly it's me who gets the crumbs I shall nibble with respect, ma'am I shall pass on all the rest, ma'am Lick your fingers, I shall crawl, ma'am Crawl up to you on my knees I get the peas, I get the peel, I get the pips, I pass the rest A lovely service, but confess Now did you cheat while playing chess? Rattling sabers on your breast, ma'am This job's okay, but has no prospects, ma'am I get the peas, I get the peel, I get the pips, I pass the rest