Well, he's got a big white smile And the cotton shirt to match He'll talk about the weather On his digital watch He forwards funny emails Pics of a dog wearing a dress Light bounces off his hair gel He's handsome I confess They call him a people person It's always the people person My friends like a people person Girls melt for the people person Doors open for a people person I wanna be a people person New car with a people person Married to a people person Smile at a people person No rest for the people person Love all the people person It's great for a people person Come back to the people person His parents share the same bed Sleep right next to his There's a dog at his feet, all night That never has to whiz He understands technology His camera is a phone And when he goes to the movies He never goes alone Well, he's got a big white smile And the cotton shirt to match He forwards funny emails From his digital watch He keeps me informed with the news I don't have to ask And when he has to take a sip It's from his embroidered flask