Hey there project manager i see you eating cafeteria food So you wanna call that a healthy choice, Well i'd argue that isn't true Stick figure family on the back of your car, You know i find that to be rude Walking around like you own the place, Must think you're some kinda dude One day i'll get a message, waiting at my desk I'll take the time to open it and feel it remove my stress People walking 'round looking sorry, someone'll even cry I'll be feeling rosy, 'cause you're dead - you died And i'm feeling like i'm not the father Dead - you died - and i'm feeling like i won the super bowl Hey there big time broker yeah I saw you betting on the fantasy pool Always seem to have some wise remark, yeah, Even when you're being cruel Think you got it all figured out Except where to send your kids to school Go ahead, you can use the microwave, It's an excellent kitchen tool One day i'll get an email flashing on my screen I'll go ahead and open it and enter in my dream Thought i heard some sobbing - They're really gonna miss that guy Inside i'll be laughing, 'cause you're dead - you died And i'm wishing i had my tap shoes on Dead - you died - and i'm feeling like Jesus christ our savior