I've been described as good Some have even said great What have I done To deserve such a fate It sure seems to be Quite an easy bet Those we adore just haven't spilled their secrets yet I never steal I never fight My anger's locked up tight You haven't climbed a mountain Barely walked up a hill But that's good as gold Cause you've never killed Held down a job Even snagged a raise Right there you're due for Effusive praise I'm the picture Of a noble guy Now let me explain why See I'll tell you so Oh I'll tell you so The bar is low The bar is low Why I don't know I just don't know The bar is low The bar is low Never been exposed They'll never know The bar is low The bar is low Oh I told you so Oh I told you so The bar is low The bar is Yeah the bar is low And it's getting lower The speed of evolution Is getting slow