Of all the superheroes The strangest one by far Doesn't have a special power Or ride a fancy car Like Superman and Batman I guess he must seem lame To me he's something special Stainboy is his name He can fly round tall buildings Or outrun a speeding train The only talent he seems to have To leave a nasty stain Sometimes I think it bothers him That he can't fly round or swim Because of his one ability He can fly round tall buildings Or outrun a speeding train The only talent he seems to have To leave a nasty stain