I'm set up In Salton City Salton City Is a waste of salt I'm alone for now but I'm waiting on friends And my civic duty I got propriety and a place for this all Sure I'm low on Plaster 'O Paris Sure I'm low on gasoline But I read up on Bergen-Belsen And I read up And I'm set up For Deir Yassin C'mon Give us a kiss Iodine cubic tons Alkaline I'm having no fun I'm the eyes, I'm the ears, I'm the hands and the arms Of the new Civic Guard And I read up And I'm set up And you know that a man is hard to find