I'd raise welts for kreative kontrol I'd give up sex for kreative kontrol Kreative kontrol Kreative kontrol Kreative kontrol I'd drink piss for kreative kontrol I'd cut off my dick for kreative kontrol Bolt the toilets to the floor Making a run at the shithouse door Fuck the industry lockout It's an all-fucking-media knockout Kreative kontrol Kreative kontrol Kreative kontrol I feel so uptight I'd cross the seven seas Join the merchant marines Contract a horrible disease I'd even say please Ah, fuck it