The contessa deluxe That you bought at laney swap meet for seven bucks Sat on the passenger side the whole way down To fullerton ca your home town I'm writing this letter to say That i read your last letter for the fifth time today I've memorized the typos under x's & the o's Punched clean through the paper That typer you bought w/ the c button bent So you have to use the sign for the cent & The stamps you stick On the envelopes you lick Are what keep me close to you in your parents' backyard Punching the typewriter keys too hard