How harsh the herald angels sing I've been puking my guts all morning Oh to bear the hex Of unfairer sex It's difficult & it's boring I guess I just quit drinking I guess I just quit smoking Guess I'll need some names Alan William or James Doctor tell me you're joking I take the bus to the free clinic On Clemens with my headphones On & no music Please don't sit next to me Glad Lee the Cross-Eyed Bear Walks into a bar She says you don't know How lucky you men are The tenants who live below me They pretend they don't know me Coz they don't see a ring Now they know everything They whisper & don't hello me But talk your shit man I don't care It's _____ for a boy for a girl it's Claire