There's no such thing as a harmless joke... There's no such thing as a gentle toke... There's no such thing as Panama Jack... Who's got the crack? I am a goat in a moat with a boat... Who's got the crack? I like it when my hair is poofy. I like it when you slip me a roofie. I like it when you've got the crack! Who's got the crack? I wanna be a hippie, but I forgot how to love. It's hard to be a garbage man when the sailor stole my glove. I wanna be reckless but I'm feeling so uptight. Put your mama in a headlock, baby, and do it right! Who's got the crack?