Darling Tatyana I love her dear Once a year I make it clear to her So she knows Where she lies with me What a grand process is she to me Although she sometimes makes me angry When she does I tell her Sooooooo... Sooooooo... And when she does I take her by the back of the hair And I swing her around And let her go And we crash into the bedroom wall And all the neighbors say we're happy So happy So very, very, very, very, very, happy and they're wrong My darling Tatyana She leads me on She leads me on And she's a very slavic girl (Repeat) I guess Tatyana she got nothing better to do Then sit around and try to get everybody all confused 'Cause she's my little baby and I know just where to sling her 'Cause she's a little mama and I know just where to bring her around My darling Tatyana She leads me on She leads me on And she's a very slavic girl (Repeat) I've got a love who is happy with me But she will not let me be And oh she will not let me be Anythings moving and a very big scene (?) My darling Tatyana She leads me on And it's one, little two, little three, little four My darling Tatyana, she leads me on.