I love, a girl called Maria Her name is Maria They call her Mari, Mari Mari, Mari, Maria She loves a guy who's a Māori A New Zealand Māori Yeah, he's a Māori, Māori Māori, Māori, Māori They sailed a kayak down the Murray They sailed down the Murray Down the Murray, Murray Murray, Murray, Murray They docked the boat at the marina They docked at the marina At the mari, mari Mari, mari, marina They love pasta marinara Pasta marinara They love their mari, mari Mari, marinara They skipped through a field of marigolds Through a field of marigolds A field of mari, mari Mari, marigolds They said one day they will marry Yeah, one day they will marry Yes they'll marry, marry Marry, marry, marry Sadly, they died this afternoon Cha-cha-cha!