He's told me a million times he's sorry I always take him back, though soon I know He'll spend the night with you and leave me cryin' You don't love him, but you won't let him go Oh whiskey, if you were a woman I'd fight you and I'd win, Lord knows I would Oh whiskey, if you were a woman I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good No matter what you do, I'll do it better You'll never be the woman I could be But you don't have a heart or any feelings So I can't even ask for sympathy Oh whiskey, if you were a woman I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good.