Here's a little Story about a man in 2020
His wife and his job he loves plenty plenty
The Virus from the East, doesn't concern him here
Funny little News Story, with the name of a Beer
Weeks are passing by, things are 'bout to get serious
No more funny Ching Chong virus, it's supposed to scare us
Trapped inside, the lie shoved down his throat
"Remember remember, we're in the same fuckin boat"
Stay inside
We need to protect you from the Virus
Stay inside
No need to protect you from yourself
Stay inside you motherfucker
Stay inside you motherfucker
Stay inside you motherfucker
Stay inside
Stay inside, stay inside, stay inside
Stay inside, stay inside, stay inside
Stay inside, stay inside
One more fucking day inside, I'll commit fucking suicide
Month after month, case after case
Flatten the curve, "muh ICU space"
Hospitals are full, but are they really?
Where's this fucking virus he sees on the Telly?
Out of a job, out of all hope
No End in Sight, how does he cope
Turns to conspiracies of which there are many
What else to do in a life that feels so empty
Stay inside
We need to protect you from the Virus
Stay inside
No need to protect you from yourself
Stay inside you motherfucker
Stay inside you motherfucker
Stay inside you motherfucker
Stay inside
Stay inside, stay inside, stay inside
Stay inside, stay inside, stay inside
Stay inside, stay inside
One more fucking day inside, commit fucking suicide