"Creature" was shit
Why did we have to wait four months for it?
You said you were evolving, but you didn't do bits
You just evolved into the first male with tits
You said you had to get some things off your chest
So, tell me, why the fuck do you still have breasts?
Yeah, you're leaving the Sidemen, but, thankfully
You made the other guys
But you didn't make me
So I can stand here on my own two feet
As I chat shit about you on this old-school beat
So, let's get started on why your life's peaked
"Tommy Gun" got two mill' views in three weeks
Which means 14,000,000 people didn't click it
'Cause they already knew that it was gonna be shit
I rate you though, JJ, you've made stacks
But the fact is, you've killed more babies than tracks
And your EP flopped, you need to be stopped
'Cause none of your new singles are getting copped
The old KSI will never be topped
And when you fight Joe Weller, you're gonna get dropped
Now, let's take a minute to talk about your mother
How the fuck did she make you and your brother?
She gave birth to you, then chose to have another
Each brother's more retarded than the other
You're both so stupid, it's just obscene
Your family must have some retarded genes
You've got a girlfriend now, to be fair to you
So, tell me, did you sexually harass her too?
Did you seduce her with your rape face?
Downgraded from Seana, what a fall from grace
And he's trying to hide her from the internet (why?)
'Cause she's a world-renowned sket
You can smell her gonorrhoea from a mile away
You should hook her up with some vagina spray
La-Lamborghini, La-Lamborghini
Has anybody seen JJ's Lamborghini?
No, he crashed it a year ago
You incompetent fuck, just learn to drive slow
It's been sat there dying and collecting dust
A bit like your channel when you left it for months
You went to L.A. and it's clear to see why
All you need to do is look at Spotify
RiceGum got more streams on one of his songs
Than your whole EP
JJ, what went wrong?