Saw you there
Standing with your long dark hair
Cuffed up jeans and your OBP
OBP
Thought you were the one for me
Looking like an S-N-A-C-C
With your OBP
Turns out you're just a feminist
Thought you were so much better than this
I bet you only eat gluten-free and probably worship trees
Judging by your pics, you only hang with hippies
You might as well be gay!
You might as well be gay!
You might as well be gay!
OBP
Get off your high horse, make out with me
I should be your priority
Forget your OBP
Such a shame
Really, I'm the one to blame
People like that's too good to last
And too busy for parties
Turns out you're just a feminist
Thought you were so much better than this
I bet you only eat gluten-free and probably worship trees
Judging by your pics, you only hang with hippies
You might as well be gay!
You might as well be gay!
You might as well be gay!
I know that times are hard
And that the economy is failing
And you hate our current president
And the wage gaps are alarming
Time to end the bandwagon!
These trends are overdue
And now I'm finally realizing that I'm so over you
Because you're just a feminist
Thought you were so much better than this
I bet you only eat gluten-free and probably worship trees
Judging by your pics, you only hang with hippies
You might as well be gay!
You might as well be gay!
You might as well be gay!
And that's okay