I hear them italians pay top dollar For wild hogs if you catch'em alive All you'll need is some posts and wire Corn and a little bit of time Corn and a little bit o' time Take your corn-feeder out to a clearin' Them swine'll find it just fine Build a fence across the North side Free corn to a Pig's a free ride Free corn to a Pig's a free ride Put up another fence across the east Let'em get used to it a while It may disrupt their world a bit Free corn to a Pig's a free ride Free corn to a Pig's a free ride The fence to the west can be like the east But the southside needs a gate Leave it wide open and sit in the truck Have a couple of beers and wait Have a couple of beers and wait Guitar solo After some time, one by one Those pigs'll walk inside Waltz on over, shut the gate You pigs had your free ride You pigs had your free ride Now their headed off to Italy to be a ladies shoes For corn ain't it funny what a pig'll do And the lesson in this story for you and me Ain't a thing in this world you can get for free Like Portugul, Italy, Greece and Spain Looks like their story's gonna end the same No matter what you think or what you believe Ain't a thing in this world you can get for free Ain't a thing in this world you can get for free For corn ain't it funny what a pig'll do Look out their about to shut the gate on you