I don't like you, you don't like me Thats one thing we both agree And if I had my way I'd let you go play In the middle of a busy street You're just a bastard child of the bitch who ran wild And I'm the one dealin' with it I must really love your mom if I'm out here on the lawn While its raining picking up your shit I know she loves you I just don't know why Watchin' you watchin' tv on my couch I think I saw the silverline Well you can't catch a ball and you won't catch a bird Now I'm just starting to see If she can love an old stray like you She can love somebody like me You're just a waste of space breathing in my face Every morning in this king size bed And theres hair on my clothes and when we left you alone You ripped all the new blinds to shreds I guess you think it ain't fair I'm the one who has a pair And I get to use them once in a while So you chewed up my Valentines teddy bear And then you did it doggy style I know she loves you I just don't know why Watchin' you watchin' tv on my couch I think I saw the silverline Well you can't catch a ball and you won't catch a bird Now I'm just starting to see If she can love an old stray like you She can love somebody like me Yeah, if she can love an old stray like you Maybe she can love somebody like me