She named me Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith... Johnson Jr. I guess you could say momma was a NASCAR fan I was born in Talladega up in the stands The fans all cheered the second I arrived The loudspeaker said "The boys' born to drive" We didn't have money for a pacifier So, I sucked on the valve of a Goodyear tire A seven pound eight ounce son-of-the-south Born with the taste for racing in my mouth She named me Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith... Johnson Jr. I got my first real stock car when I was nine An old one momma bought off of Jeff Bodine The Winston Cup people said "The boys too young" Until I qualified second at Darlington How in the world can a nine year old child hit 197 at a time trial The man said momma ought be ashamed... "But by the way son, tell us what's your name" I told them Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith... Johnson Jr. I got a "Toys-R-Us" sponsor and a new pit crew Daytona loves little #52 The junior-high-school girls are all cheering for me I'm out their intimidating #3 But I ain't got room on my cards or My caps or the helmet I'm driving with To write Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith... Johnson Jr.