AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAooooo (Sound of falling beer cans) A-B-C-D Are you gonna drink the rest of that beer Sorry I fell down But it's my thirteenth round WHOO Been drinkin' kamikaze shooters And Royal Crown And that Boone's Farm wine Oh it gets me every time Walk me towards the payphone I gotta call her at home I begged 'em pretty please For a Bicardi Breeze (Just one) They just said "you're cut off" And took away my car keys You've done fell off the bar Can't have you driving your car With all the cops around this town You wouldn't get too far Uh... Is it too much to ask Can you fill up my glass? No I'm not in here for love I may start to swilling To drink up what you've got No I don't care if you're his wife Cause I'm not in here for love So I'm beggin' you dear Don't have me thrown out of here I'm not in here for love just a beer... Babe I can rock your world That is if I don't hurl Show you a thing or two For a sympathy brew Don't make a grown man whine I'm in a bit of a bind Oh the backwash of your Miller Light Oh it tastes so fine You see I don't care if you think I'm weird No I'm not in here for love Lady I may start to swilling To drink up all you got I don't care if you're his wife Cause I'm not looking for love You see I skipped AA tonight No I'm not looking for love Just a beer Oh... Ooh Oh God... I gotta hurry Aaah... where's the door... oh... (Door slam)