She bosses me around dang near all of the time She may be my wife but I won't kiss her big behind No matter how much she whines Now I've been working hard for way too long If you think I'm walking the dog taking out the trash Trimming out the hedges or cleaning out the garage, you're wrong It's your time to mow the lawn Praise the Lord I'm going fishin' It's the only cure for my mental condition One of these days I'm gonna send her a packin' I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin' Feels like forever since I've seen any action I bet Delilah [Incomprehensible] to Samson Not the night I'm crampin' That's right I said crampin' I'm gonna die for sure from malnutrition 'Cause she won't step one foot in our kitchen Ain't no wonder I fell off the wagon I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin' I forgot our anniversary and I'm really sorry You're sure it's today I thought it was tomorry Oh she is gonna kill me Oh honey please don't kill me Divorce court let's make a reservation Maybe then I'll get some rest and relaxation For now the neighbor's couch is where I'l be crashin' I'll stay away from my wife's naggin' I may be overweight But at least my breasts ain't a saggin' I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin'