Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem Pheeeew Ban Roll On just won't do I soaked in Clorox bleach Lysol and Pine Sol too Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem I filled the tub right to the top I'll start with my Brillo pad But I don't know when to stop I wake up and right away A foul odor hits my nose What's my sweat glands start to pour I'll stink from my head down to my toes Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem Aqua Velva can't cut through Calgon won't take me away Mr Bubbles just says "pew" Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem Put Dr Scholl's in my flip flops Then I'll scrub my private parts But I don't know when to stop I've been called some filthy names Why you no good little... And a lot of dirty words Son of a... I'm in a funk but just the same I refuse to be deterred Deterred? Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem Even lye soap won't remove Ivory Liquid and Irish Spring I even tried my dog's shampoo (Woof) Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem Smell like a hog knee deep in slop I wore out my loofah pad Maybe I should try a mop David Ball might have had him a hit But Cledus T.'s done stunk it up