You climbed up on the bus said that I'll do Just about anything that you want me too I got tickets to your show from the radio They were free! I said "you got the wrong bus" She said "I know who you are" "You're that Rock-a-billy country singin' superstar And I thought that you might like to have a little bit o' company I said "Maybe twenty years ago, in a different place, In a darker room with a prettier face But theres just way too many fish in the sea And getting caught with a whale would be the end of me Dont cry this can't be the first time youve been dissed I got brunettes and blondes and red-headed girls And theyll be dropping by soon rocking my world Turn around and go you aint on my list See only the best looking tuna gets to be star kissed.