I was down in Mexico puttin' on a little show
But no one was laughin' at the jokes I told, no
I guess my parodies don't translate
Then my tummy started rumblin' from the tacos I ate
I had to pick fast, took a chance
I moved the microphone round the back of my pants
Would they all laugh, I didn't know
I bent down, and let it go
Here we go boy or girl
It's the same around the world
North, South, East, or West
Even on my Budapest
Here or there, near or far
It don't matter where you are
Is funny
Then there was the time I went over to China
I saw The Great Wall and I had a great time
I separated from my tour group
I found a little place and got some wanton soup
Sat with a man named Mr. Meyaki
He talked too much and ate beef tereyaki
With all of his chatter I thought it wouldn't matter
Almost made my own poo poo platter
You are funny guy Cledus Judd
Here we go boy or girl
It's the same around the world
North, South, East, or West
Even on Mt. Everest
Here, there, near or far
It don't matter where you are
Is funny
Step on the plug
Blame it on the dark
Step on the plug
Blame it on the dark
It was the perfect hour at the Eiffel tower
I gave my French girlfriend a bunch of flowers
She leaned over to kiss me, I asked her if she loved me
And she said," We we"
We found a little cafe on the sidewalk
So we could have dinner and a nice talk
Thought I ruined the mood with all that French food
Might've let out a little bitty pepelapew
The United Nations needs its information
An' maybe there won't be any misinterpretion
They won't be able to talk about war
They when they hear a theyll be rollin' on the floor
Here we go boy or girl
It's the same around the world
North, South, East, or West
Let one rip its the best
Here, there, near or far
It don't matter where you are
Is funny
Is funny, you know it's funny you laughing right now
I can say, pull my finger in 14 different languages
And everybody laughs every single time
The kids laugh, you laugh, your brother laughs
Everybody laughs, it's the universal languauge