Women Can't live with ‘em And somehow you can't ever live without Women Can't understand 'em But tryin' to is what makes the world go 'round I've made a sad one laugh And I've made a good one cry I've made on scream my name to the good lord by and by I've made 'em go insane and I've made 'em go away Just can't ever seem to make one stay Women they're all crazy Some hide it well and some just let it show Women Take it from me I've been around enough of them to know I've made a sad one laugh And I've made a good one cry I've made on scream my name to the good lord by and by I've made 'em go insane and I've made 'em go away Just can't ever seem to make one stay Women Ain't no winnin' When all they want to do is fuss and fight Women Keep our heads spinnin' But with any luck I'll take one home tonight