I'm always makin' them excuses for ya'
Girl every time you get outta hand
I'm always mendin' them fences for ya'
Just tryin' to make 'em understand
That you mean well and you ain't that bad
But I'm so sick of bein' a buffer for a girl gone mad
Cuz how the hell is any of it my fault
You got drunk
It's okay to drink wine but not the whole damn box
Then pop off and just cause
A scene in the middle of my little sister's weddin'
Girl good-bye I'm gone
I ain't takin' the blame and I ain't takin' you home
Gonna do just what you told me and get lost
Cause how the hell is any of it my fault
My fault
Girl how the hell is any of it my fault
My fault
And now you're out here spreadin' fiction 'bout me
But girl them tall tales are all short lived
And now you're standin' here just bitchin' at me
Bout all that stupid shit you did
But how the hell is any of it my fault
You got drunk
It's okay to have tequila not a dozen margaritas
Then hit on my boss
At my promotion party at the office on a Friday
Girl good-bye I'm gone
I ain't takin the blame and you can take your ass on
Gonna do just what you told me and get lost
Cuz how the hell is any of it my fault
My fault
How the hell is any of it
Any of it my fault
My fault
How the hell is any of it
Bet you're regrettin' it now livin' on your Mama's couch
And you're figurin' out just how the real world works
You can't walk on water so be careful burnin' bridges
Cuz it's hard to crawl out of them holes you've been diggin'
Well, I'd wish you well but girl I wouldn't really mean it
Hell, you fell apart and the whole town seen it
But how the hell is any of it my fault
You got drunk
Alone with no one to come and pick you up
And now what
You're handcuffed
Cuz you hit a cop car backin' out of the bar
Damn good-bye I'm gone
I ain't takin' the blame and they ain't takin' you home
Gonna do just what you told me and get lost
Cuz how the hell is any of it my fault
My fault
How the hell is any of it
Any of it my fault
My fault
How the hell is any of it
Girl how the hell is any of it my fault