Sitting in his chair, a classic piece of art With silver hair and another man's heart He's not the giant who whipped and blasted my Sisters, my brothers, and me The Navy piss-and-vinegar from years back Were buried at sea But do not throw the box that the soap came in away If you try to take his pine-sol And make his take his pills he'll say I am not done yet! With a shake of my fist and a twist I complain about the government My remote control is my pistol My horse is my easy chair I am the mighty old man His rack of slacks is now two pairs of sweat pants His Frank Sinatra has become a George Burns But what he is defies my pen and outlasts his Bones and his skin A St. Augustine Marlon Brando King Kong American man A clement Captain Bly, a cranky Mr. Christian Here to stay If you try to take his lawn mower And make him go to sleep he'll say I am not done yet! With a shake of my fist and a twist I complain about the government My remote control is my pistol My horse is my easy chair I am the mighty old man I am not done yet! With a shake of my fist and a twist I complain about the government I will not be moved! If you bring me my food I'll take care of myself I'm the mighty old man I am not done yet! With a shake of my fist and a twist I complain about the government My remote control is my pistol My horse is my easy chair I am the mighty old man