I am the most evil person on the face of the earth
Though I looked like a sweet baby on the day of my birth
My people taught me some goodness, so I know what that's worth
Tonight I'll sell it all and unlock my potential
♪
Nobody on Facebook ever had so few friends as me
The day I posted all the wicked things I wanted to be
A lady's dream come true
Unless that lady is you
'Cause I got no self-control
And I got thorns in my soul
I am the most evil person on the face of the earth
Though I looked like a sweet baby on the day of my birth
My people taught me some goodness, so I know what that's worth
Tonight I'll sell it all and unlock my potential
♪
Out from his hiding place
That kid who wants to fly
The haunted old castle that he once fell into-
By mistake and on purpose
But his blowhard companion's been there since his fall
Spoiling attempts to fly over the wall
I'm gonna feed my bloated guts until they explode
My pride is Babel Tower-high and full of seeds that I sowed
You know I want what you got
Don't make me angry, I'm not
A man that you can count on to be kind and gentle, no!
I am the most evil person on the face of the earth
Though I looked like a sweet baby on the day of my birth
My daddy and my mama raised me right
But I think I'm gonna jettison my birthright
Tonight I'll sell it all and unlock my potential
♪
It's what I wanted
But I don't know what I want
I only do what I don't want
What is the matter with me?
I am the most evil person on the face of the earth
Though I looked like a sweet baby on the day of my birth
My people taught me some goodness, so I know what that's worth
Tonight I'll sell it all and unlock my potential
♪
Out from his hiding place
That kid who wants to fly
The haunted old castle that he once fell into-
By mistake and on purpose
He launches, he's outward, yet wanting to fall
Determined he stays to fly over the wall
Rising high on love's sweet fire
On forever rising higher
Rising higher
Love's sweet fire
On forever rising higher
Oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh-oh