Ayy, ayy, ayy,
ShittyBoyz (Hellvua made this beat, baby)
Can't even tell you how much
I done made off of Western Union (I can't)
Like yesterday I bust a check for six thousand
At the credit union (Damn)
Pulled up to his house with my AR
Now his party ruined (Bitch, where you at?)
Just bought a new strap
It got a scope plus it got the cooler (Bow)
I'm flyer than an alien in these Human Races (Ayy, ayy)
Feel like Gohan, I'm punching like a Super Saiyan (Punch)
Them hoes used to ho me, now they got the stupid faces (Ha-ha-ha)
Send a bullet at his face
He better hope he do the Matrix (Bop-bop-bop-bop-bow)
Turned around so many times, I done lost balance (Dizzy)
It's good Runtz, bro in Wonderland, he done met Alice (Smacked)
"Stan, what you got that .30 for?" Bitch, I'm Ray Allen
Keep the heat like I'm Erik Spoelstra
'Cause I ain't scrapping (Grrrow)
I just printed out a fake ID, now my name "Alex"
Man, one day I was 'bout to kill my bitch
Cause she missed my package (Bitch)
Had to buy a safe
Cause I can't fit my money in the mattress (For real)
These lame niggas say they getting money
We know that's major capping (Fucking bum)
I'm transforming in the Scat like an Autobot (Skrr-skrr-skrrt)
Teejay looking like a sergeant with the auto chop (Grr-bow)
I'm disappearing like a ninja if they call the cops (I'm out of there)
Ain't no 50-50s with this BIN, boy, they all gon' pop (Bing)
Yo granny tripping 'bout the rent, I spent it on my drip (Get jugged)
Yo lil' clumsy-ass bitch keep slipping on my dick (Get your bitch)
I see you riding in a bucket but you taking trips
Sick you spent yo last on some sauce
But you ain't makin shit (Fucking idiot)
Slapped the fuck out of my girl
'Cause she grabbed my dick in public (Chill out)
He being stingy with his money
Cause he on a low budget (Broke)
The narcs flicked they lights on me
But I just kept on running (Oh shit)
Fucked this ho an hour ago
And she just kept on cumming (What the fuck?)
Slap a scope on the chop, I'm commander Tron
If she see me in Versace, she gon' fantasize (Woo)
Punch Yeezys off champs, I ain't stand in line (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)
First time I pinged, I was feeling like the man inside (Bing)
Real ShittyBoy, I done fucked the stalls up (Really shitting)
Damn wrecking ball, I done fucked the mall up (Miley Cyrus)
Yo shit dead, get a fucking ball up
Serve his ass on the road, fucking all my calls up (What the fuck?)
If you need your bills punched, you can fucking call us (Call us)
Boy, how you getting money? I caught you hopping on the bus (How?)
Fucked a bitch off three Percs and I couldn't even bust (Damn)
Met a bougie white bitch, told me she hated when I cussed (Dumb bitch)
My trust gone, I been lied to a hundred times
I could shoot a hundred thousand times
It's a drum inside (Brrrow-bow)
Slide? I wish yo dumbass would come and try (Ha, dummy)
Feeling like the Super Smash Bros.,
How we punch and slide (Punch, slide)
Tiptoeing on your bitch in exclusive shoes (Come here, bitch)
Out of state boys on the road with elusive moves (Skrr-skrrt)
I'll beat the fuck out this nigga, I don't need the tool (I don't)
I fucked Wally's up Christmas time, Ebenezer Scrooge
Met up with my plug
And he bought me out of all my phones (What up, bitch)
Let my brother wear my fit
And that bitch nigga stole my clothes (Bitch, where you at?)
You the type to DC
And fuck around and steal the phones (Ha-ha-ha, bitch)
I'm pretty sure you only hear a beep when you stealing clothes (Beep)
Don't hide your bitch at the play, bro be folding hoes
I'm like ET off these Runtz, bitch, I'm phoning home (ET)
I think my bitch at a party, I told that ho come home (Damn)
My plug threw some bows to me, that nigga said go long (Bing)
You approved? Congratulations Post Malone
Ha-ha, fucking stupid-ass dumbass retarded bitch