Lick the windows you are shopping through. Try to lick your way through the glass. Inside you could be a mannequin. Get dressed up and stand around. COOL SHIRT. COOL SHOES. SHORT TIE.? SHORT? HAIR. Uniform. Dressed to kill and I'm sure you will. GONNA PUT YOU OUT OF BUSINESS IN A HEARTBEAT THE DAY THAT YOU' RE FOUND OUT FOR BEING A STATUE AND PUT IT TO USE. I've seen enough store fronts in the city to believe it's sinking.