Oh I wish I had a gun just like the A-10
I'd be happy as a baby in a play pen
I'd mow 'em down like a weed-eater
With that thirty millimeter
I wish I had a gun just like the A10
Oh I wish I had eight AMRAAMs like the eagle
I'd be having so much fun it'd be illegal
Like a guy who ain't been laid for months
I'd shoot those fuckers all at once
I wish I had eight AMRAAMs like the eagle
Oh I wish I had the gas just like a mudhen
To hang around that long is just a sin
And while you RTB and scoff
I'm doing loops and jacking off
I wish I had the gas just like mudhen
Oh I wish I had the alpha of a hornet
Living to fight slow when others scorn it
When I can still pitch and roll
That other guy's going out of control
I wish I had the alpha of a hornet
(You know all those things are nice, but when it comes right down to it, you just can't escape the fact, and that's this right here)
Yeah all you fuckers wish you flew the viper
Probably since the time you wore a diaper
We got every mission that you do
I can fly 'em all better than you
Yeah all you fuckers wish you flew the viper
'Cause we're single seat multirole
We can fly right up our own asshole
Yeah all you fuckers wish you flew the viper