Captain Chicken The master of the cluckers When I knock on your door you know it's a customer Scary as hell I'll be hella uncomfortable I can't comfort you 'cause I'm trying to run from ya' Always urging Spooked, you'd get probably caught Dodging is my hobby y'all I have several bodyguards (help) I throw stones, breaking through glass houses (glass) Damn broke never put my money where my mouth is Captain Chicken, thanks a lot You're my daily, you're my car Captain Chicken, oh my God You look jolly, you look high Captain Chicken Captain Chicken Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken are you there? Wrapped in plastic, got no head On the shelf, might look at you You look tasty, I want you Captain Chicken Captain Chicken Captain Chicken (uh-huh) Captain Chicken Captain Chicken Captain Chicken Captain Chicken I come out in a major way Singing to the cops everyday I'm like Babyface Obviously I'm Ken Folk With Dobalina I say a lot of things But I'm a chicken, I don't mean it I'ma see you, I'ma duck 'Cause I'm afraid of you And all the words of sitting ducks I'll betray me too Captain Chicken The foulest of the fouls Two is not allowed in the game I'm outta bounds (Captain Chicken)