You drop it just to pick it up You pick it up just to drop it Drop it Drop it It's the arcade coin operated organism It's controlled by a stick It's got a mouth with no lips Where the prize is dispensed The middle class got a prince, but He's doubled over with laughter Once It's granted his wish The claw machine dream Weaves huggable plush stuffies In supernatural color On a quarter from your mother Crowded in the cage looking hungry and abused You grab for them, you get them, you lose them and feel confused Every so many turns, an increased Success rate will temporarily level Your chances of getting paid and The claw the toy crane Getting machine game Will tighten the grip strength And raise the prize Wait It's a hail Mary of outrage, The basic motor reflex of a Sucker don't want to admit that He's been played It builds a junky to think broken He's open to start shopping The claw's is a heart stolen Focus on not stopping The customer's dissatisfied The parking lot is paranoid Bargain hunters flinching like Spousal abuse veterans, just Reacting to the sound of the Public announcement system If there are toys in the machine, we've got no animal control But I'm going to settle this problem right I'm going up in the Plexiglas cell and I'm staying the night You never felt so shameless At home with strip mall royalty With the boy in the colorful stuffed toy bubble nativity Mother was so surprised she snapped her thighs shut Like she was closing her eyes tight and Bad lighting be sucked she went for the point and shoot, She shot my cave dive dash into the black hatch Fainted and flushed