Thought I was lookin' good So I cycled 'cross the neighborhood Was invited by a skinny girl Into her high class-world Left my bicycle under the stairs Laid my coat across the kosher chairs Made my way across the crowded room I had nothing to lose My reception wasn't very keen So turning on a friendly grin Stood on the table with my glass of gin And came straight to the point I was glad to come I'll be sad to go So while I'm here I'll have me a real good time I was glad to come I'll be sad to go So while I'm here I'll have me a real good time, oh no Dancin' madly 'round the room, yeah Singing loudly and sorta' out of tune Was escorted by a friendly slag 'Round the bedroom out back Wandered c-c-cross the door Missed my step and I fell on the floor Said one word and was asked to leave Kinda' wish I was dead I was glad to come And I'll be so sad to leave But while I was here I had me a real good time, ooh The skinny girl made it clear That she only came here for the beer That's a fact, oh, yeah The vicar he simply reeked of gin, good God On my way home, I happened to fall off my bicycle, good party Ooh-hoo, ha-ha, yeah I was glad to come, but I was also glad to get home, yeah Ooh-hoo Hoo, get in there Ooh, yeah