When I walked in the band just started The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket Was on a mission to drown her memory but I thought no way with all this ruckus But after one round with Jose Cuervo I caught my boots tappin' 'long with the beat And after two rounds with Jose Cuervo That band was sounding pretty darn good to me Then some stranger asked me to dance And I revealed to her my two left feet Said, "Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you asked But tonight's about me and an old memory" Then after three rounds with Jose Cuervo I let her lead me out on the floor And after four rounds with Jose Cuervo I was showin' off moves never seen before ♪ Well, around five or round six I forgot what I came to forget After round seven or was it eight? I bought a round for the whole dang place! After nine rounds with Jose Cuervo They were countin' me out and I was about to give in Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo I lost count and started countin' again! One round with Jose Cuervo I went two rounds with Jose Cuervo Three rounds with Jose Cuervo Five-, (four rounds) already four, four or five, man (Nobody competing around here, let's go) yeah Six rounds with Jose Cuervo Eight rounds with Jose Cuervo Ten rounds with Jose Cuervo