One two one two one two yo ay
Thick ass on the pole go up down
New crib in New York uptown
She never ate pork til now
When I hit it from the back go pow pow
I really like stocks dow dow
Saw my bank account she was like wow wow
You're poor ew let's go
Wait wait it's all in crypto
All of my currency digital
Knew I'd be money cut my own umbilical ay
Made her squirt and scream Jesus ooo
Must've did something biblical
Top of the mountain I live in a citadel
I'm getting fatter only cause I'm eating well
I had a meeting I thought it went pretty well
If I offended you sorry I'm meaning welll
What I meant to say is go fuck yourself
Or get butt fucked by Santa's elves
Thought of OnlyFans when I was only twelve
I just didn't have the funding
Still can't get a girl but I'm hunting
You know who still got girls? Ted Bundy
Uhh wait I meant to say uh looking not hunting
I'm overtired and grumpy
My goldendoodle just humped me
I hired an escort
Been feeling sad my last girl dumped me
So I stretched her ass like Gumby
People from the south say cumpnee
Yo it's company just say it right
Got snakes in the grass so I mow a lot
I'm two beast that's Noah's Ark
Rookie of the year that's Rowengarts
Not a short stop that's Bogaerts
I make moves and keep em in the dark
I don't say shit til I hit the mark
And I know I will cause I put in work
Yeah I know I will cause I put it in
How come every stripper got like two kids sadly
Walk into the club and they callin' me step daddy
I really think they want me they just want a sugar daddy
But I throw a couple bands cause she hustle and she a baddie hah
How come every stripper got like two kids sadly
Walk into the club and they callin' me step daddy
I really think they want me they just want a sugar daddy
But I throw a couple bands cause she hustle and she a baddie hah
Thick ass on the pole go up down
New crib in New York uptown
She never ate pork til now
When I hit it from the back go pow pow
I really like stocks dow dow
Saw my bank account she was like wow wow
You're poor ew let's go
Hang on hang on it's all in crypto
I got a lot of coins
I got big little nipple dick coin
I got Snoop Dogeball coin
I got squirt squirt between your thighs right into my eyes coin
I got most of em