I know it's kinda late and you think we're kinda lame
But these are all the awesome people that helped fund the game.
We gotta rap real fast so we don't die
And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky.
Here we go!
Alan Hammond, Alec Bru,
Amanda Renick, Alessandra Miller,
Alex Yau, Amanda Carona,
Amanda Matthews, Antor Cruz,
Antoino Campanozzi, Ariana Filippini,
Ariel Nunez, Arjun Natarajan,
Arnold Nguyen, Brandon Nguyen,
Charlotte Lynn Smith, Camilla Huren,
Ary, Asbjorn Mansa Jensen,
Ashley Carey, Austin McGee,
Ben Lotinga, Benjamin Alvear, Bergiml,
Blake Lindler, Brendan Taggart,
Brent.
No last name?
Guess not.
Bryce Roeber, Casey "Chibi" Watts,
Cassie Moore, Chad Blyer, Chantizzle,
Charles Sybert, Chelsi Nichole,
Cheryl Hornyak, Chris Barry,
Chris Bigelow, and don't forget
Alex Sinclair, Andrew Hayes, Andrew Higgenson, Bryan A.D. Smith, Chris Cosner, Yeah!
I know it's kinda late and you think we're kinda lame
But these are all the awesome people who helped fund the game.
We gotta rap real fast so we don't die
And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky.
Ian: I'll miss my balls if they get blown up.
Anthony: Yeah, we should probably hurry the hell up or we're no gonna have balls anymore.
Chris Schwab, Christian Hinze,
Cody Feiner, Cody Kreppein,
Collin Smith, Colt. Again, no last name.
These people are weird. Connor Handley, Dallas,
Darren Foo, David Noubani,
Deirdree, Dirk Parstofer,
Duarte Santos, Dylan Romagnola,
Ethan Fisher, Evan Teed,
Felix Bammer, Felix Principie-Gillespie, Flate, Fluffy Bunny,
Garret Natysin, Gian,
Grant Crazyscotsman, Graser10, Hanan,
Hannahbelle, Hector Rincon,
Holly Moffat, Isak Schramm,
J. Red Eagle 7, Jack Hughes,
Jack Porter, Jacob, Jacob Poshka, Jake Amato,
Jalilah, James Mcnutt, Jared B., Jennifer Linder,
Jente, Jimmy Fitch,
Joakim Lindahl, Joe Cheeseman,
Joe Retoast, Joel Givan,
Eddie Gambler, Elamr Hannesson,
Corran MCallum, Ruaridh Hope,
Griffin Johns, Cody Houston,
Woo-hoo!
I know it's kinda late and you think we're kinda lame
But these are all the awesome people who helped fund the game.
We gotta rap real fast so we don't die
And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky.
Ian: A lot of people have one name. It's super weird, right?
Anthony: No, it's like Prince, Madonna, or Drake.
Ian: Uh, Drake's got a last name dude. It's Drake Bell, duh.
Joel Keizer, Joelle Tourneur,
Johanne Cazal, John Osorne,
Johnny Wu, Josh Langman,
Josh Leggero, Joshua Howe,
Joshua Yarrow, Juan Manuel Molina,
Kaleigh Anderson, Karma Johnson,
Kason, Katelyn Maskell,
Katy Beckmann, Kevin H,
Kurtis Loveless, Lainey McCamley,
Lance Heffner, Liisa Naapanki,
Liva, Lomyen Hejderup,
Louise Kristensen, Luke "Skywalkr" Scribner,
Luke O'Connell, Lucas Ball,
ManuelaVidal, Makena Wolcott,
Malcom Thomforde, Manuel Trummer,
Marcela, MarcenWare,
Maria G. Alvarez, Matty T.,
Matthijis van der Jagt, Max Drewewews,
Maxwell Altamimi, Melody Strickland,
Mia Kirk, Michael,
Michael Brown, Michele Cardnuto,
Mike, Mitch Pace,
Moe, John Nikolis,
Kimberly, Leah Gimbutas,
Marcelo Garza Castell, Maria Christou,
Marnie Purssell, Micah Wiese,
And you know we can't forget
MrKamek123.
I know it's kinda late and you think we're kinda lame
But these are all the awesome people who helped fund the game.
We gotta rap real fast so we don't die
And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky.
Ian: Life without balls can't be so bad, right?
Anthony: We'll be like really ugly girls.
Ian: I kinda like ugly girls. I've even kissed one once.
Anthony: Dude, that was your mom.
Ian: Oh yeah. (gets surprised by creepy bomber guy)
Nick Sharky Lewis, Nick Pettock,
Nick Wildman, Nima Khatibi, Niqueo, Noah Segura,
Olivia A., Peanut Butter.
Cool name.
Totally.
Ramiro Palomares, Rania,
Rasmus Strommberg, RedbellCentral,
Remi Pijoux, Richard Bartlett,
Riley Vanderpost, Robert Harvey,
RoosterxBros, Ryan Case, Sam Costello, Sam Liebman, Sam Wilder, Samantha Kellogg,
Sarah Pribyl, Sarah Rogers,
Saul Rosal, Sean Wright,
Sem Roolvink, Serena Abraham,
Shelby Soliwoda, Sian Howells,
SmoshKidKris,
Stephen Berg, Stephen Etienne,
Sven Ole Theilen, Tanziba Awal,
C. Teagan, The One Red Leaf,
Thomas L., Thomas Philie,
Tiffany Byron, Tiger,
Toby Marks, Tommy Romano,
Tosh Ketz, Tracy Fister,
Thomas Birch, Nicholas Harris,
Roy Casper-Anthony
I know it's kinda late and you think we're kinda lame
But these are all the awesome people who helped fund the game.
We gotta rap real fast so we don't die
And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky.
Ian: What about the people that didn't sign the release forms?
Anthony: Why would they have to do that?
Ian: Duh, 'cause we can go to jail for saying their names in the video without their formal written consent.
Anthony: Let's just show their names super fast, then.
(The scene shows a list of people that didn't sign the release forms)
Okay, back to it! Tristan Worsham, Tyler Conley,
Tyler Laliberte, Vermillion,
Virginia Harvey, Wegie125,
William Capistran, Yohan Caby,
Zach is Awesome, Zacharias Thomas Steffen,
Aaaaaaand,
Zaina!