Down there nearly every Saturday They've got their money to spend Flicking through the racks of pastel coloured clothing Keeping up with the latest trend She's fallen in love with something she can't afford It looks like the case of the lend I bet the first time she wears it it will fall to pieces But it's nothing that her mummy can't mend Chelsea Girl All the boyfriends are being dragged Round the jewellers and Chelsea Girl He knows it's gonna cost him 'cos she's talking so fast She's got his head spinning in a whirl Can I have this? How much is it? Christ Almighty You must think it grows on trees You would if you loved me go on can I have it Can I have it oh go on please But she's so worried in case she runs out of money To spend to keep up with all the latest trends