Hey! It's been five days in the haunted house Can't find my way Way on out Faces in the windows Bodies behind the doors Pleas of help are scribbled In the dust on the floor Whoa oh oh (HA! HA!) Terror in the haunted house (HA! HA!) There's laughter in the rafters Fingers gliding down the wall There's ghost's pulling heavy, heavy Chains down the hall There are ghouls outside With their midnight surprise While this old Victorian house Well, she seeks my demise Whoa oh oh (HA! HA!) Terror in the haunted house (HA! HA!) Terror in the haunted House House Been ten days in the haunted house Still can't find my way Way on out Candles on the mantle Start to light from behind While the voices in my head Rub my sanity blind Whoa oh oh (HA! HA!) Terror in the haunted house (HA! HA!) Terror in the haunted Whoa oh oh (HA! HA!) Terror in the haunted house (HA! HA!) Terror in the haunted Never gonna see the light Break through (Break through!) These bolted doors Never gonna see the light Break through (Break through!) These bolted doors Never gonna see the light Break through (Break through!) These bolted doors Never gonna see the light Break through (Break through!) These bolted doors These bolted doors These bolted doors These bolted doors These bolted doors You know the old gag That's all there is to life Just a little laugh Just a little tear Hahahahahaha