Well guess who's back in town? It ain't the boys Lizzy's talking about It's Dirty Sanchez and you know his sign They say he's back to reprise his role Like a gravedigger workin a new hole Diggin up dirt as the shovel goes deeper in So put up the target and back on up He'll hit the bull's-eye and make his mark Burnin down your ring of fire Blazin up that dusty trail South of the border it ain't no sin Open the backdoor and let him in Let him in and he'll do his magic You know his style is always to brag it But not with a word not even a slip He prefers a girl with a stiff upper lip Revenge of Montezuma came first But Sanchez has another curse You never know til you try it his way Don't let the fun go to waste So put up the target and back on up He'll hit your bull's-eye and make his mark Dirty sanchez At night when the sun goes down That's when he comes to your town Shootin his gun, he knows what he likes Cards in the front, liquor behind Who cares about the law It's the ultimate booty call He don't like the romance He don't like the love Just gettin dirty down in the mud So put up the target and back on up He'll hit your bull's-eye and make his mark