Start off heer with a little song I wrote here a few years ago
This man got tired of his wife beating him on the head with a frying pan
So he wrote a little song
The title of it is "I'm a Long Gone Daddy"
Well, all you want to do is sit around and pout
And now I got enough, and gal, I'm getting out
I'm leaving now, I'm leaving now
Well, I'm a long gone daddy, I don't need you anyhow
I been in the doghouse so doggone long
When I get a kiss I think there's something's wrong
So I'm leaving now, I'm leaving now
Well, I'm a long gone daddy, I don't need you anyhow
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I remember back when you were nice and sweet
But things have changed, you'd rather fight than eat
So I'm leaving now, I'm leaving now
Well, I'm a long gone daddy, I don't need you anyhow
I'll go find a gal that wants to treat me right
You go get yourself a man that wants to fight
'Cause I'm leaving now, I'm leaving now
Well, I'm a long gone daddy I don't need you anyhow
Well, you start your jaws a-wagging and they never stop
You never shut your mouth until I blow my top
So I'm leaving now, I'm leaving now
Well, I'm a long gone daddy, I don't need you anyhow
Well, I'm a gonna do some riding on the midnight train
I'm taking everything except my ball and chain
'Cause I'm leaving now, I'm leaving now
Well, I'm a long gone daddy, I don't need you anyhow
Alright, there you got it, I'm a long gone papa
Right now, here's our friend again with a little word for you
So listen, we'll be back in just a minute