I might get drunk and rob a bank, Shoot my car if it don't crank Try to raise a little Cain, Mess the walls up with some paint Might even join a rodeo, Ride my horse to Buffalo, Change my name to Bill - I don't think I ever will But I can't promise you I won't Some people do, some people don't Some people win, some people lose Some people never get to choose All you can do is the best you can And hope things work out like you plan I plan to stay but I might go I can't say cause I don't know. (Instrumental break) I might become the president And tell the world I'm heaven sent Take up drinking cold iced tea, Quit watching women and tv Might even smoke those cigarettes, Play my guitar like Dickey Betts Get in miss Shania's pants - I don't think I've got a chance But I ain't sayin' I won't try To do it all before I die I just might win, but if I lose, Well I'll just blame it on the booze Cause I'm just doin the best I can, And I hope ya understand I plan to stay, but I might go And if I do, I told you so