Well I know a crazy cat that rides the train all day long Gotta gal in every town and is never alone And says the Union Pacific always treats him right Well they go joint jumpin' in a different town every night (2nd Verse) Says come on train, my baby's out there waitin' Gotta big date, so don't make me late He hits the main drag just as hard as he can go They call him Locomotive Joe, he's a railroad Romeo (3rd Verse) When he gets to Fort Worth (I got on my boots and hat) How 'bout Oklahoma City? (I got my hair slicked back) Well he hits each town, and checks 'em like an old trout line Well son-of-a-gun if he don't get a bite each time Hey Joe! (Repeat 1st & 2nd verses)