Drink whiskey and shut up I might pour you a beer Drink whiskey and shut up I might pour you a beer And if you don't like what I'm servin' Take your money Get out of here Drink whiskey and shut up I don't serve no chardonnay Drink whiskey and shut up I don't serve no chardonnay If it's wine and cheese you're wantin' I think the bar next door is gay I'll fill your glass up high But I won't serve your brother I'll fill your glass up high But I won't serve your brother If you can't act like a gentleman I won't pour you another There's no TV in here Talk to the person next to you There's no TV in here Talk to the person next to you Well, the pool table is free And the jukebox only play that blues Drink whiskey and shut up Whiskey and shut up Whiskey and shut up I'm not makin' no pina coladas I'm not makin' no mi tis I don't make no margaritas Don't make me take out my blender Drink whiskey and shut up