Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child It's a bigfoot baby all covered in fur now Stark raving naked in a fornication nation We were secretly married out in Las Vegas In a little bitty chapel Joan Collins married us Rootin' tootin' ain't high falootin' Rick Astley is a panty waste, mash my butt in his face His teeney tiny two inches of turtle, there they are going hysteria Hairbrained, cockamamie, knuckle headed, idgit, galoot No truth to the rumor about Spud's and Debbie G Only went to the motel just to watch a little TV Hate that dog, he must die T-T-T-T-T-Tiffany is a wrestling in Jello Body slamming Debbie G, they're covered head to toe Pardon my hard-on Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child It's a bigfoot baby all covered in fur now Stark raving naked in a fornication nation I'm stark raving naked in a fornication nation Stark raving naked in a fornication nation