Well jukebox cadillac and I'm so bored I'm taking over this world with an E minor chord Well there's a lot of rockabilly bands today But they ain't got nothing to say Well graveyard monsters and I don't care Well is it the music or is it your hair Well there's a lot of psychobilly bands today But they ain't got nothing to say I tried to be like those before me But I just can't get that thing a certain way And now all they do is bore me They do anything for money And that's not funny And they ain't got nothing to say And it's hard so hard to get famous And they'll do what they have to do And that's ok Well dumb it all down and sell it to the kids On the shelf at Hot Topic You're on your way Well count all the money and put it in your pocket Big mouth on the message board Everyday But they ain't got nothing to say