Rock-and-Roll Machine Oi! Oi! Oi! I'm wireless Disruptive technology Don't need no vacation, overtime pay Don't even need food or sleep 'Cause I'm tireless You could say I'm artificial fun I work all day and I last all night And I'm cheaper than a Mexican Mexican Mexican Baby I'm hardly a man Barely just a human being You can turn me on and I'll get you off, cause I'm a Rock-and-Roll Machine, Oi! Rock-and-Roll Machine, Oi! Rock-and-Roll Machine Seamless Touch the front of this award-winning design First introduced at the Tech Convention Back in Frankfurt '95 Goodbye Mr. Tambourine Man 'Cause unemployment's hit the scene, man A bionic man with prosthetic hands Touching you Touching you And I'm always watching you Baby I'm hardly a man Barely just a human being You can turn me on and I'll get you off, cause I'm a Rock-and-Roll Machine, Oi! Rock-and-Roll Machine Rock-and-Roll Machine, Oi! Rock-and-Roll Machine (Rock-and-Roll Machine) I got samples and storage space A drug-user friendly interface Kasparov couldn't beat me So baby please don't delete me Baby I'm hardly a man Barely just a human being You can't hit escape and you can't force quit On a Rock-and-Roll Machine, Oi! Rock-and-Roll Machine, Oi! Rock-and-Roll Machine, Oi! Rock-and-Roll Machine